Monthly Archives: September 2010

The Little Firefighter

Little  Firefighter

A  firefighter was working on the engine outside  the Station, when he noticed a little girl  nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders  hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly  coiled in the middle.

 The  girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.

The  wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The  firefighter walked over to take a closer look.  ‘That sure is a nice fire truck,’ the  firefighter said with  admiration.

‘Thanks,’  the girl  replied.

The  firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had  tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the  cat’s testicles.

‘Little  partner,’ the firefighter said, ‘I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to  tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think  you could go  faster.  ‘

The  little girl replied thoughtfully, ‘You’re  probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a  siren.’

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Three great and unique old songs

Here are three good unique and wonderful  songs from the 60’s. I think you will like them all.

My Own Grandpa – very funny

Ahab the Arab – weird and funny

Big John – Jimmy Dean (1961) – not weird or funny, just AWESOME!