Monthly Archives: January 2009

Slacker politicians

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, “I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, Everything inside is numbered.”

The second, from Chicago , responds, “Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order”

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers… Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls , no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

Not intended to pick on Al Franken. I like Al Franken. I simply refuse give any slack. That includes my local State politicians as well. Slackers. Maybe if Obama kicks their asses, Maybe……